Jokes about boys

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Boys Favourite Insect films: The Fly, Batman, Beetlejuice, The Sting, The Good, The Bug and the Ugly, Spawn, The Frog Prince, Four Webbings and a Funeral,Seven Bats for Seven Brothers
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to an old man in the local pub. 'And have you lived here all your life, Sir ?' asked the American.
'Not yet, m'dear,' said the villager wisely.
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !'
Why did the boy take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains.....I'd tell you another joke about a pencil, but it doesn't have a point !
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Happily innocent of all golfing lore, young Sam watched with interest the efforts of the man in the bunker to play his shot. At last, the ball rose amid a cloud of sand, hovered in the air, and then dropped on the green and rolled into the hole. 'Oh my,' Sam chuckled, 'he'll have a tough time getting out of that one !
Why did the lazy boy get a job in a bakery ?
Because he wanted a good loaf !
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. 'Hey kid,' he shouted, 'Why don't you go outside and play ?'

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. 'Oh dear,' he wailed, 'Whatever shall I do ? I can't afford a new set.'
'Don't worry,' said a little boy,I'll get a pair from my Dad for you,'
The next day the boy came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.
'This is wonderful,' said the man. Your father must be a very good dentist.'
'Oh, he's not a dentist,' replied the boy, 'He's an undertaker.'

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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