can you tell if there are elephants in your refrigerator ?
in the cream cheese.
is the difference between a dog and a flea ?
dog can have fleas, but flea can't have dogs.
the difference between a hungry man and a greedy man ?
longs to eat and the other eats too long.
the difference between a thief and a church bell ?
steals from the people, the other peals from the steeple.
the difference between a beached vessel and a wrecked airplane
grounds on the land and the other lands on the ground.
is the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe ?
makes acorns, the other corns ache.
did the spy pull the sheets over his head ?
was an undercover agent.
the difference between the business of a removal firm and
a shop that sells note paper ?
moving, the other's stationery.
did the boy take a bicycle to bed ?
he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
should you always keep because no one else wants it ?