in the church, but not the steeple, The minister has it, but
not the people ?
is the difference between a cat and a match ?
lights on its feet, the other lights on its head.
goes 99 thumb, 99 thump ?
centipede with a wooden leg.
couldn't the mountain climber call for help ?
he was hanging by his teeth.
is an empty purse always the same ?
there is never any change in it.
part of a clock is always old ?
are two things you can never have for breakfast.
did the computer get arrested ?
it was robbing the memory bank.
did the boy wear a wet shirt all day ?
the label said 'wash and wear'.
sound does a whale make when it cries ?