Brother: Look Bro, I've got a pack of cards. Big
Brother: Big deal !
Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your
little brother ? Young
Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
the bionic monster have a brother ? No,
but he had lots of trans-sisters!
boy walked into a police station one day and said, 'I've got
three big brothers and we all live in the same room. My eldest
brother has seven cats. Another one has three dogs and the
third has a goat. I want you to do something about the smell.' 'Are
the any windows in your room?' asked the officer. 'Yes,
of course there are!' said the boy. 'Have
you tried opening them?' 'What
and lose all my pigeons ?'
your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the
first day of the new academic year. 'He's
a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How
interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He
saws people in half.' 'Gosh!
now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One
half brother and two half sisters.'
ghost was sitting in a haunted house all alone when another
ghost came in. It said, 'Hello, I'm your long lost brother.' The
first ghost replied. 'ooooo?'
brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw him hitting himself
on the head with a hammer. He was trying to make his head swell
so his hat wouldn't fall over his eyes !