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What
does every girl have that she can always count on?
Fingers.
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Why
did the greedy girl pick all the white meat off the chicken?
To
make a clean breast of it.
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When
a girl falls into water, what is the first thing she does?
Gets
wet.
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What
happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She
gave him a cold shoulder.
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What
did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo.
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What
is it a girl looks for but hopes she won't find?
A
hole in her pantyhose.
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What
trees do fortune-tellers look at?
Palms.
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There
was a girl in our town, silk an' satin was her gown. Silk
an' satin, gold an' velvet, guess her name, three times I've
telled it.
Anne.
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What
did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive?
'Some
day my prints will come.'
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Why
did the invisible man's wife understand her husband so well?
Because
she could see right through him.
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Girls Riddles ! |  | |
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