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What do you call a girl with a frog in her mouth ?
Lily !
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

What did one maggot say to another ?
'What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this ?'

What did one maggot say to another ?
'What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this ?'
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'Please, Miss!' said a little girl at kindergarten. 'We're going to play elephants and circuses, do you want to join in ?'
'I'd love to,' said the teacher. 'What do you want me to do ?'

'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short!
Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

Why did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse ?
Because she ratted on him
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What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
Any old girl he can dig up
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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.
Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.
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