James told me last night that he'd met the most beautiful
girl in the world.
Oh, dear, I'm sorry. I thought he was going to marry you
is a myth ?
female moth !
do young female monsters do at parties ?
go around looking for edible bachelors !
girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed
did the small werewolf bite the girl's ankle ?
he couldn't reach any higher.
walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a frog for my brother.'
said the shopkeeper, 'we don't do part exchange !'
garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl
came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.
I too late for the garbage ?' she called. 'No,'
replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that
she always wore white at night ?
Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
irate girl burst into the baker's shop and said: 'I sent my
brother in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when
I weighed them there was only one pound . I suggest you check
baker replied, 'my dear, I suggest you weigh your brother
nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police
fair cop !