happened when a female monster fell in love with a grand piano?
said, 'darling, you've got lovely teeth.
did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
she thought everybody loved her
When I'm old and ugly will you still love me?
I do, don't I.
put a lonely hearts ad in the paper and had a reply which
said, 'I would love to meet you but I have to tell you that
I am eight feet tall, covered in matted fur with large fangs
and slobbering lips. If you still want to meet me then I'll
be under the clock in the market square at six o'clock next
lady replied, 'I would be interested in meeting you, but please
will you wear a red carnation and carry a rolled-up copy of
the New York times so that I can recognise you?'
happened when the young wizard met the young witch?
was love at first fright.
you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
had loved in vein.
did one centipede say to another?
got a lovely pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs....
had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had
happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.
was, but it was the second and third sights that changed
did the two acrobats say when the got married?
head over heels in love.