Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.
her to come in. I can't.
She doesn't stop at this floor.
was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,'
he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.'
nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then
I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
Do you think my sister's pretty ?
Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably
say 'oink, oink '!
was your sister fired from her job as an elevator operator
she couldn't remember the route.
did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
she'd never be able to learn the language
you hear about the girl that got her brother a birthday cake,
but could not figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter
to write 'Happy Birthday?s
did your sister plant birdseed ?
she wanted to raise canaries.
did your sister ask your father to sit in the refrigerator
she wanted an ice-cold pop !
does your sister wear a life jacket to bed ?
she sleeps on a water bed.
did your sister put her socks on inside out ?
there was a hole on the outsides