Animal jokes
Jokes about boys and girls
Doctor doctor jokes
holiday jokes about lots of special occasions
Internet, email and computer jokes
Knock knock jokes
Moster jokes and tales
Riddles, puzzles and baffling laughs !
Scary jokes...... boo !
Jokes about school
Really silly jokes
Sports jokes
Even more jokes !
Click here to go to a random jokes page!
 

Jokes about girls

Back a page Sister Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5
Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.'
'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?'
'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

Why was your sister fired from her job as an elevator operator ?
Because she couldn't remember the route.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Did you hear about the girl that got her brother a birthday cake, but could not figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter to write 'Happy Birthday?s

Why did your sister plant birdseed ?
Because she wanted to raise canaries.

Why did your sister ask your father to sit in the refrigerator ?
Because she wanted an ice-cold pop !

Why does your sister wear a life jacket to bed ?
Because she sleeps on a water bed.

Why did your sister put her socks on inside out ?
Because there was a hole on the outsides

Back a page Sister Jokes ! Forward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5
Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8



Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!