sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing
in a car.
sister is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who travels
vampire: I don't think much of your sister's neck.
vampire: Never mind - eat the vegetables instead.
What's this a picture of ?
Don't know, Miss. Teacher:
It's a kangaroo.
What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher:
A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them 1
you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday
candles melted in the oven.
is your son crying ? the doctor asked a young woman in his
has four baked beans stuck up his nose.' 'And
why is his little sister screaming ?'
wants the rest of her lunch back.
did your sister jump out the window ?
she wanted to try out her new spring suit
was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.
'What's that for ?' she asked.
make me beautiful,' came the reply. Susannah
then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. 'Doesn't
work, does it ?' was the young sister's comment.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and dinner.
did your sister take a bicycle to bed ?
she didn't want to walk in her sleep.