did the cannibal mom say to her son who was chasing a missionary
playing with your food !
did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He
cut all his fingers off !
optician's boy is making a spectacle of himself !
parting gift did the mummy werewolf give to her son when he
left home ? A
shouted his mum. 'There were two pieces of cake in the pantry
last night and now there's only one. How do you explain that
was dark in the pantry, mum,' explained William, 'and I didn't
see the other piece!'
Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd
Monster: He's at medical school. 1st
Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd
Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!