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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely nothing !
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there !
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox !
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
You can't get round me just like that you know !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker !

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex !
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it !
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then !
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