fairy tale jokes

Ali baba Jokes
"Open Sesame" opened the doors to the robbers' cave. Which piece of jewellery closed it?
A locket!
Ali Baba didn't know it but there were four women locked in the cave with all that jewellery. What were their names?
Ruby, Jade, Coral and Pearl!
Knock, knock.
Who's'a there?
Open
Open says'a who?
Open says'a me.
(Open Sesame!)
What did the Forty Thieves like to drink?
Tea . . . they were the For Tea Thieves!
What is harder than a diamond?
Paying for it!
Why is Ali Baba's baby like a small diamond?
Because they are both dear little things!
 

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