fairy tale jokes

Rapunzel Jokes
How did the witch know it was exactly twelve midday?
She used her Witch Watch!
How do we know that Rapunzel went to a lot of parties?
Because she liked to let her hair down!
If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the day, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The sun!
If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the night, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The curtains . . . she keeps them closed at night!
What's purple and screams from the top of a tower?
A damson in distress!
Why did Rapunzel live at the top of the tower?
Because she was afraid of depths!
 

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