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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
What's the best way to find out an elephant's age?
Check his driver's license.
Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
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