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How can you tell that
you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! |
What do they serve at
birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course! |
What is an elf's favourite
kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake! |
What has wings, a long
tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant! |
"This birthday
cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!" |
Are you getting older
and wiser?
No, he's getting older and wider! |
Man l: "I got my
wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!" |
Where does a snowman
put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake! |
What does a cat like
to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some ice cream and cake! I'm starving! |
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