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How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
Are you getting older and wiser?
No, he's getting older and wider!
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some ice cream and cake! I'm starving!
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