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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars . . . my birthday's just around the corner!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it.
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
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