|Judy: Is grape jelly
Judy: Then why did the counsellor yell at me when I spilled a whole jar on
Bob's new shirt?
|Julie: What time is
Counsellor: Three o'clock.
Counsellor: What's the matter?
Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different
|Marty came into his
cabin with his clothes all torn. Norman asked him, 'Did you have an accident?'|
'No,' said Marty. 'A bull threw me over a fence.'
'But that's an accident,' said Norman.
'No, it's not. The bull did it on purpose!' Marty insisted.
|Mitch came into his
cabin with holes cut all over his shirt.|
'What's happened?' asked Nancy.
'We were playing cat and mouse. And I was the swiss cheese!'
|Mother: Did you win
a prize for horseback riding?|
Son: No, I didn't. Only horrible mention.
|New camper: I thought
you said this camp has no mosquitoes.|
Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
|On the last day of camp
everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?'|
One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
|One day the counsellor
got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.
The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.'|
'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?'
'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.
|One day, Steve's baseball
cap was missing. He said that Ron had taken it.|
The counsellor asked Ron, 'Did you take Steve's cap?'
'Absolutely, positively not!' insisted Ron.
'OK, I believe you,' said the Counsellor
'In that case,' said Ron, 'can I keep the cap?'
|Penny's mother sent
her some new sneakers. When they arrived at camp, Penny tried to put them on.
'Ouch!' she cried. 'These sneakers hurt!'|
Cathy was watching from the next bunk. 'Of course they hurt. You put them on the
Penny thought for a moment. 'But these are the only feet I have,' she answered.