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Why didn't you eat your chocolate bunnies right away?
I was waiting for them to multiply!
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my basket with candy!
What's the difference between a monster and a jelly bean?
You won't get a hernia trying to lift a jelly bean.
What's the difference between a silly monster and a marshmallow chick?
One has a soft, mushy head, and the other is a piece of candy.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda marshmallow egg for you, but I ate it!
What's soft and white and rolls down the bunny trail?
Peter Cottonball!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
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