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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
What did one coloured egg say to the other?
"Heard any good yolks lately?"
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter Elephant.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of bare-obics.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
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