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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood!
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!"
Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
He was a bite of the Round Table!
What would you get if you crossed Dracula with Captain Kidd?
A vampirate!
What did the vampire call his girlfriend?
His "vein squeeze"!
What is a werewolf's favourite type of story?
A hairy tale!
Did you hear about the hippie werewolf?
He was fur out, man!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates!
What does an Australian witch ride on?
A broomerang!
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
Steven Spellberg!
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