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What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!
Who is a dogs favourite Founding Father?
Bone Franklin!
What would you get if you crossed Jon with the English king in 1776?
King George the Nerd!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
Which one of Washington's officers had the best sense of humour?
Laughayette!
What is a hungry boys favourite picnic event?
The snack race!
"How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
"The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!"
What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?
"Next time I'm going to reserve a seat!"
Teacher: "Why did Washington chop down the cherry tree with his hatchet?"
Student: "Because his mom wouldn't let him play with the chain saw!"
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