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Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?"
Student: "On the bottom!"
Teacher: "Why does our country have a two-party system?"
Student: "So we can have one party on Friday and one on Saturday!"
Teacher: "Why did Paul Revere take a midnight ride?"
Student: "Because he missed the 10:30 bus."
What would you get if you crossed one of the Founding Fathers with a famous monster?
Benjamin Franklinstein!
What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with the first president of the United States?
George Squashington!
Why did Paul Revere yell "The Martians are coming!"?
His horse had just kicked him in the head!
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