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Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
What November holiday do crabby people celebrate?
Cranksgiving!
What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim.
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!
What's brown and white and flies all over?
Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
He was exceeding the feed limit!
What would you get if you crossed a famous Giant with Indian corn?
Willie Maize!
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
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