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How are you getting on with the Internet?
Surf far, so good.
How does Tom Sawyer surf the web?
On the Huckleberry Finn-ternet.
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.
What an intelligent animal!
Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.
Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
What's green and scaly and surfs the web?
The Loch Net Monster!
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?
The www.erewolf.
Where do web surfers dance?
At a netball.
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