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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
Too many turnovers!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!
Why did Henry Winkler, who started the first drive-in fast-food operation, have to shut down?
He ran out of funz!
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test their meattle!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
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