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Seriously, is it proper
to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
Not if they are lady fingers, which are best eaten with tea or milk! |
Seriously, when the
crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germany! |
What are some outstanding
hamburger colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley
and Moosouri! |
What baseball team do
the meat patties root for?
The New York Meats! |
What can you say about
Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'! |
What can you say about
the 6'5" chunk of meat who went into boxing?
The burger they are, the harder they fall! |
What did the Big Mac
say when the Vampire attacked him?
You're a pain in the neck! |
What did the hamburger
say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
'Hot dog!' |
What did the hamburger
say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
I've been flamed! |
What did the hamburgers
say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter! |
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