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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
A very long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
What do you get if you cross a wolf with a cockerel?
An animal that howls when the sun rises.
What fish swims only at night?
A starfish.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
What game do cats play at night?
Trivial Purr-suit.
What holds the moon up?
Moon beams.
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education.
What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

What is the latest thing in dresses ?
A nightdress.

What is the longest night of the year?
A fortnight.
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