Why do you
want to be buried at sea ?|
To stop my wife dancing on my grave !
What do cannibals
do at a wedding
the bride and groom !
I wonder what
happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.|
I dyed my hair !
How that we
are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.|
course. What's your phone number ?
has beautiful long hair all down her back.|
What a pity its not on her head !
I can marry
anyone I please.|
you don't please anyone !
do you want time off next week ?|
Employee: To get married
Boss: What stupid woman would marry you ?
Employee: Your daughter !
If Miss Piggy
married Mr Back she'd be Piggy Back
Have you noticed
how many girls don't want to get married these days|
No, how do you know
I've asked all of them !
The girl I
marry will have to be able to take a joke|
the only kind your going to get !