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What
kind of musician can't you trust?
Someone who plays the bull fiddle. |
What
kind of phone makes music?
A saxophone. |
What
kind of song is, "Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap?"
Five bars. |
What
large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums. |
What
musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone. |
What
newspaper did the cavemen read?
The Prehistoric Times. |
What
season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Springtime. |
What
should you do if your dog swallows a book?
Take the words right out of his mouth. |
What
song do monsters sing at- Christmas time?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy, Fal-la la, la-la . . .
" |
What
song was written by a lazy southern traveller?
"Carry Me Back to Old Virginny. " |
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