fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building,
which would jump off first?|
The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and
died in San Francisco, what is he?|
talked all at once, what would they say?|
Nothing. Cows can't talk.
children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none
of them got wet?|
Because it wasn't raining.
want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?|
Because silence is golden.
kind of ships do students study?|
"pound" in two letters.|
always comes into a house through the keyhole?|
animal doesn't believe anything?|
Sheep. They always say, "Bah! Bah!"
animal makes the most of its food?|
The giraffe. It makes a little go a long way.