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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
"Who said talk is cheap?"
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
"You bore me."
What do people make that you can't see?
Noise.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
What does Brazil produce that no other country produces?
Brazilians.
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean.
What flower does everyone have?
Tulips (two lips).
What goes around a yard but doesn't move?
A fence.
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