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What did the shirt say to the pants?
"Meet me at the clothesline. That's where I hang out. "
What did the stocking with the hole say to the shoe?
"Well, I'll be darned!"
What did the wig say to the head?
"I've got you covered."
What do hill people use to cook their food on?
A mountain range.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie).
What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
Smarty pants.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel and a kangaroo?
An animal that carries nuts in its pocket.
What do you get if you hit a counterfeit penny with a hatchet?
A phony accent (axe cent).
What does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree.
What does a farmer call a steer that he borrows and has to return?
A stereo (steer he owe).
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