can you always find diamonds?|
In a deck of cards.
can you find cards on a ship?|
On the deck.
do taxis go when you trade them in?|
To the old cabbage (cab age) home.
does Friday come before Thursday?|
In the dictionary.
invented the telephone?|
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
takes longer to get ready for a trip-an elephant or a rooster?
The elephant. He has to pack a trunk while the rooster only
takes his comb.
are Boy Scouts chubby?|
Because scouting rounds a guy out.
are men going bald at an older age these days?|
Because they're wearing their hair longer.
are we sure that Indians were the first people in North America?|
Because they had reservations.
can you always believe a ruler?|
Because it is on the level.