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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split.
What did the big toe say to the little toe?
"There's a big heel following us."
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.
What did the chicken say when it was put in the pot?
"Boy, am I in hot water!"
What did the father mummy say to the kid mummy when he asked for candy?
"You just had some a century ago!"
What did the girl spirit say to the boy spirit?
"You don't stand a ghost of a chance with me."
What did the mother elephant say to the baby elephant when it misbehaved?
"Tusk, tusk!"
What did the mother ghost say to the child ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
"Don't get your sheets dirty!"
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-loney (bologna) sandwiches.
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