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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
If an egg came floating down the Mississippi River, where did it come from?
From a chicken.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do the Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims.
If you had 5 potatoes and had to divide them equally between 3 people, what should you do?
Mash them first.
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
A dollar.
Is it better to say, "The yolk of an egg is white," or "The yolk of an egg are white?"
Neither. An egg yolk is yellow.
Is it better to write on a full or on an empty stomach?
Neither. Paper is much better.
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
On the outside.
Two men dig a hole in five days. How many days would it take them to dig half a hole?
None. You can't dig half a hole.
What "bus" crossed the ocean?
Columbus.
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