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If you cross a dog and an egg, what would you get?
A pooched (poached) egg.
If you cross ducks and cows, what would you have?
Quackers (crackers) and milk.
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
If you found a $10 bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have?
Someone else's coat.
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
In what kind of home do the buffalo roam?
A very dirty one.
What causes a black eye?
A guided muscle (missile).
What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware by boat?
What did Paul Revere say when he finished his famous ride?
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
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