do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? |
do you get if you cross a chick and a guitar?|
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.
do you get if you cross a clock and a chicken?|
An alarm cluck (clock).
do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
do you get if you cross a homing pigeon and a woodpecker? |
A bird that not only delivers messages, but also knocks on the
does a mummy child call its parents?|
Mummy and Deady.
does a person have to know before teaching tricks to a dog?|
More than the dog.
goes, "Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish. Clomp, clomp, clomp,
An elephant with a wet sneaker.
happened when the Scotsman went to buy clothes?|
He got kilt (killed).
happens when a bird flies into a fan?|
You get shredded tweet.