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What is long and thin and goes, "Hith, Hith?"
A snake with a lisp.
What is on a ghost's bicycle wheels?
Spooks (spokes).
What is purple and goes "hmmm?"
An electric grape.
What is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
What is the best way to pitch a tent?
It depends-sometimes overhand and sometimes underhand.
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.
What is the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
What is the difference between Uncle Sam, a rooster, and an old maid who wants to get married?
Uncle Sam says "Yankee Doodle Do," the rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do, " and the old maid says "Any dude'll do!"
What is white outside, green inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich.
What is yellow, smooth and very dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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