didn't the skeleton kid want to go to school?|
Because his heart wasn't in it.
do dogs scratch themselves?|
Because they are the only ones who know where it itches.
do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?|
Because then the children have to play inside.
do we say "amen" and not "awomen?"|
Because we sing "hymns," not "hers."
do you always find something in the last place you look? |
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
does a dog wag his tail?|
Because no one else will wag it for him.
is a poor friend better than a rich one?|
Because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
is it interesting to study mummies?|
Because you can get so wrapped up in them.
is the world like a faulty jigsaw puzzle?|
Because a peace (piece) is missing.
what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside,
eat the outside, and throw away the inside?|
Corn on the cob.
you rather an elephant attacked you or a gorilla?|
I'd rather he attacked the gorilla.