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What did the electric plug say to the wall?
"Socket to me!"
What did the girl watch say to the boy watch?
"Keep your hands to yourself"
What do you call a greasy chicken?
A slick chick.
What do you draw without a pencil or paper?
A window shade.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?
A giggle puss.
What do you get if you feed a lemon to your cat?
A sourpuss.
What fish is a bargain?
A sailfish (sale fish).
What fly has laryngitis?
A horsefly (hoarse fly).
What food are you able to can?
Cannibal (can able) food.
What food is good for the brain?
Noodle soup.
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