people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other
did not, who would win?|
The one with the sand in his shoe-if it was quicksand.
were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you,
what should you do?|
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
watch is broken, why can't you go fishing?|
Because you don't have the time.
crazy about chess, why should you keep away from squirrels?|
Because squirrels eat chestnuts (chess nuts).
baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched
base. How could that be?|
Both were all-girl teams.
men were playing checkers. They played five games, and each
man won the same number of games. How is that possible?|
They played different people.
colour is a cheerleader?|
did one fish say to the other?|
"If you keep your big mouth shut, you won't get caught."
did one grape say to the other grape?|
"If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this jam."
did one horse say to the other horse?|
"I forget your name but your pace (face) is familiar."