is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like
a football player?|
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes
a half back.
shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the
Because they are all wet.
shouldn't you tell a joke while you are ice skating?|
Because the ice might crack up.
was Adam known to be a good runner?|
He was the first in the human race.
was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?|
Because she ran away from the ball.
was the mummy sent into the game as a pinchhitter?|
With a mummy at bat, the game would be all wrapped up.
was the skeleton a coward?|
Because he had no guts.
wasn't the elephant allowed on the aeroplane?|
Because his trunk was too big to fit under the seat.
were the elephants the last animals to leave the ark?|
They had to pack their trunks.
don't have it and don't want it. Men get it, think it's a good
thing but they often try to get rid of it. What is it?|