are the happiest people at the football game?|
The cheer leaders.
are birds poor?|
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
are dogs experts on trees?|
They have to be if they don't want to bark up the wrong one.
are jackasses good football players?|
Because when they kick they seldom miss.
are lollipops like racehorses?|
The more you lick them the faster they go.
are mountain climbers curious?|
They always want to take another peak (peek).
are owls brave?|
Because they don't give a hoot about anything.
are shaggy dogs useful to have around the house?|
Roll them around the floor and you have a good dust mop.
aren't horses well dressed?|
Because they wear shoes but no socks.
couldn't the dog catch his tail?|
Because it is hard to make ends meet these days.