does a vampire take a bath?|
In the bat-room (bathroom).
does the sandman keep his sleeping sand?|
In his knapsack (nap sack).
were the first French fries made?|
In Greece (grease).
are oranges like bells?|
You can peel (peal) both of them.
did the lady hold her ears when she passed the chickens? |
Because she didn't want to hear their foul (fowl) language.
did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?|
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
did the teacher give the zombie bad marks?|
He was always making a ghoul (fool) of himself.
did the tree need less sunshine?|
Because it was sycamore (sick of more).
do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?|
Because all the other days are week (weak) days.
do ships use knots instead of miles?|
To keep the sea tide (tied).