does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?|
does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?|
does a witch tell time?|
With a witch watch.
many letters are there in the alphabet?|
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
many skunks does it take to make a big stink?|
A phew (few).
comes on top of a hamburger, what comes after cheese?|
wife went to Washington while Washington's washerwoman washed
Washington's woolies, how many W's are there in all?|
None. There are no W's in "all."
cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?|
cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?|
certain city there is a corner with four stores. One is a bakery,
one a candy store, one a drugstore, and one a bookstore. Outside
the drugstore is a policeman. Why is the policeman called Oscar?
Because that is his name.