was the first to have a mobile home?|
can't a bicycle stand up by itself?|
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put together again? |
Because he wasn't everything he was cracked up to be.
did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?|
He liked cold cash.
did the invisible man look in the mirror?|
To see if he still wasn't there.
do lions eat raw meat?|
Because they don't know how to cook.
do people buy things with their credit cards?|
They get a charge out of it.
do they say George Washington couldn't swim?|
He was the foundering father of his country.
do they say George Washington was an orphan?|
He was the foundling father of his country.
do wallets make so much noise?|
Because money talks.