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Who was the first to have a mobile home?
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put together again?
Because he wasn't everything he was cracked up to be.
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To see if he still wasn't there.
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.
Why do people buy things with their credit cards?
They get a charge out of it.
Why do they say George Washington couldn't swim?
He was the foundering father of his country.
Why do they say George Washington was an orphan?
He was the foundling father of his country.
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks.
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