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Why
do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves. |
Why
does a dog have fur?
If it didn't, it would be a little bare (bear). |
Why
shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell. |
Why
was George Washington like a fish?
He was the flounder of his country. |
Why
was the shoe unhappy?
Because his father was a loafer and his mother a sneaker. |
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