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What did the little light bulb say to its mother?
"I wuv you watts and watts."
What did the two vampires do from midnight to 12:10?
They took a coffin (coffee) break.
What do people in England call little black cats?
Kittens.
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
A clip joint.
What do you call an Indian woman who complains a lot?
A squaw-ker.
What do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
Leave them in the barking (parking) lot.
What does an invisible baby drink?
Evaporated milk.
What driver doesn't have a license?
A screw driver.
What fish did the knights eat?
Swordfish.
What fish do pelicans eat?
Anything that fits the bill.
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