runs around all day and then lies under the bed with its tongue
socks do you find in your back yard?|
would happen if you swallowed a frog?|
You might croak.
would you call a grandfather clock?|
An old timer.
does a bed grow longer?|
At night, because two feet are added to it.
does an Irish potato change nationality?|
When it is French fried.
is a bicycle not a bicycle?|
When it turns into a driveway.
should you charge a new battery?|
When you can't pay cash.
can you always find health, wealth and happiness?|
In the dictionary.
did the three little kittens find their mittens?|
In the Yellow Pages.